Reaching Out to the Pirate Community

For too long, America has been too dismissive of the proud culture and invaluable contributions of the Pirate Community. Whether it is their pioneering work with prosthetics, husbandry of tropical birds or fanciful fashion sense, America owes a deep debt to Pirates.

Read the whole thing. It gets funnier.

1 comments:

Terry Cowgill

12:28 PM

That is hysterical. I particularly like the appointment of Biden as the "cabinet-level Czar of Pirate Outreach and Buccaneer Interrelation."

I'm sure Mark Steyn had a ball with this. I think I still have the unlistened Hewitt podcast w/ Steyn somewhere on my iPhone. I will find it and prepare to pee my pants ...