What Would Jesus Do? (And More Sage Advice)

Dear Brock (from Rev. Wright): GODDAMN Best Buy! Jesus don't want you to be no $14.75 an hour slave. Jesus wants you to liberate the inventory! You need to rise up with the oppressed and tell those blue shirt Pharoahs that it's time to let my Sonys go! If you need some oppressed, I can pencil you in next Thursday. $499.95 per busload + $1.50 per mile.

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