My hundred bucks is looking better and better.


Terry Cowgill

4:12 PM

Not everyone agrees with you, including these hags:

A "statistically representative" poll of 355 witches revealed the candidates will be Hillary Clinton-Wesley Clark and Rudy Giuliani-Mike Huckabee. The poll was conducted by a group that seeks to "upgrade the perception of witches."

You're a smart guy, Jake, but I'd take the word of Sabrina or Samantha over you anytime.


4:20 PM

Well... you have to admit that not a chance in hell (!) that anyone but Hillary is going to get the witch vote. "Favorite Daughter", as it were.